When a fine girl calls you “papi” “boo” “babe” in front of your boys

blackjackmothafucka:

you turn and look at them like

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paleocat:

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

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okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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tyquil:

i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson

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Anonymous → what is "good pussy" serious question here

bruhnawl:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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fivegoldencockrings:

Sometimes I wonder why I’m single, and then I open up grindr and realize why.

fivegoldencockrings:

Sometimes I wonder why I’m single, and then I open up grindr and realize why.

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latitiasimmonds:

ive decided to write a book titled ”broom broom - the road to success”

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officialfrenchtoast:

finding money in your pocket that u forgot about

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