When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
i may be ugly but at least
nevermind my personality sucks too
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
There’s a difference between Castiel and Cas.
me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*
me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology