some straight people are gayer than gay people
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story
and the antagonist of someone else’s!
And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0
This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.
You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.
not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends